The Wow Man
My boss makes every single decision based on if a woman is involved in the deal and if so, how hot she is. We all laugh at him because he always says the same thing about every woman too. “Wow!” This has been going on for years.
It is usually, “Wow, she is hot.” Or, “Wow, she looks amazing.” Or, “Wow, she’s a perfect 10.” I could go on and on with his ‘wow’ statements.
Over the years, he has gotten worse. He has even gone so far as to start making us switch vendors based on how “hot” a female salesperson may be. He will use the ‘hot’ factor as the decision maker. A terrible way to run a business, but at the end of the day, truly entertaining for stories.
On top of all of this, now he is at the skirt-chasing level with some of the women in the office. I can’t believe that we haven’t gotten sued yet. He will follow some of them into the parking lot and try to steal a hug sometimes. One day he’s probably going to get a knee to the groin!
I’m a Star Wars fan, so as Yoda would say, “A pig he is.”
Submitted by PhilTags: Horny Boss, Perfect 10, Skirt Chasing, Star Wars